groovecoder

I want to share quotes I overhear at OSCON 2009. Most of these are from fellow SourceForgers ...

• I'm a fan of the minimalist beauty of the electronic device.
• Your API is not a beautiful fucking snowflake.
• I am as asymptotically close to clean as possible.
• You're going to be happy about not being happy.
• I'm German, we know how to deal with crowds.
• It doesn't matter, you eat it with rice and bread.
• I fucked the grower to get this shit.
• It's amazing what you can fit up your ass with a little practice.
• I don't like my balls soaked in sugar syrup.
• People shouldn't call each other tar pit.
• There's nothing you can think of with an olive that I haven't already video'd and sold on the internet.
• Is this the placenta thing?
• All eating human flesh stories start with, "I was going to med school."

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